Older man’s backside met a cow

India, a cow and a pensioner’s ass. Cow, pensioner’s bottom and India. And it will never end.

The point is not even in Indian mythology, but in the well-known dispute between a deacon and an atheist:

– Deacon, prove that there is a God and jump off the bell tower. If there is a god, he will save you.
The deacon jumps from the bell tower without any consequences.
“Hmm, that’s a coincidence,” says the atheist. Jump again.
The deacon repeats the jump without breaking either arm or leg and approaches the atheist in perfect health.
“It’s a coincidence,” says the atheist. Well, jump again.
The deacon jumps from the bell tower with the same result.
“But this is already a trend,” says the atheist.

In this video, we see the same trend where a retiree’s ass is attracted to cow horns because this is the third time in the last couple of months:

1. Predatory cow attacks pensioner
2. The cow did not like the pensioner

DEADHOUSE editors warn: if you retire in India, don’t turn your back on the cows, take care of your anal virginity!