The dude shoved a bowling pin into his ass so that it had to be surgically removed.
You can even imagine what he said to the doctors and there are 2 options:
-I walked, stumbled and fell like an ass on a pin. I wanted to get the pin out of my ass, but it doesn’t come out, it’s stuck in my ass.
-Aliens flew in and shoved a pin up my ass.
Chinese with a stick in the ass
Liposuction in Brazilian
One man stuffed an artillery shell into his anus
Proctologist extracting a huge cucumber from a man's anus
Guy put on a bottle
Torn off the scrotum and double open fracture
Endoscopic parasite removal
Removing the bottle from the rectum
Dental implant placement